mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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