yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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A hill billy went fishing

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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