There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Pain Olympics.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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