A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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I'm Polish.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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