Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

what looks like a banana? a penis

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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