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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

White men's rights

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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