What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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