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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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