Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

womans rights...

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

haha black people :D

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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