- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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