homosexual rights to marriage

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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