- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

I'm Polish.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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