it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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Dumb

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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