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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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