- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's brown an sticky Shit

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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