- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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