- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Pain Olympics.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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