Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Knock Knock.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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