- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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