Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Cripples are lame.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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