- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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