- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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