- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

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