- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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I will create more jobs for americans

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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