What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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