Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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