what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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