A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Anti Joke

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