whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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hi michael

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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