- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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