Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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Jovan

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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