Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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