- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Actually it was me Josh brown

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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