- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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