- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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