Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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