how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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And now a word from our sponsors

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Take part of what?

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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