- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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