What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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outside your comfort zone

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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