Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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