A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

every knight i see an owl at window

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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