- Anti Joke

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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