- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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