- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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