- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What page are you on The gay page.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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