- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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