Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Communism hehe xd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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