- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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