- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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