Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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miha kako si?

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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