Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

If you just read this, You're dead.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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