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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

race-car = rac-ecar

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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