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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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