Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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You idiot.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Golf.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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