- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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