- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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