What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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