- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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