- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

So a bar walks into a man...

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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