- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

what's funny about war? nothing!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Tunechi

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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