How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Tunechi

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What is funnier then 25 9/11

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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