- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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