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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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