What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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