- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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