- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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