- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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