a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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