- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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