Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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