- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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