- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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