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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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