What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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outside your comfort zone

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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