How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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So a bar walks into a man...

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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