Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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