- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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