- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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