- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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