What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Stop driving smart cars you fags

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

bite me

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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