CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A dancer walks into a barre

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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