everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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