A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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I'm Polish.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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