- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

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