How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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A women left the kitchen.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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